So, the traditional christmas tree on the Grand’ Place/Grote Markt has been replaced by a light sculpture (in the shape of a giant pine tree) and some mad hatters are convinced that this is yet another sign of the increasing influence of Islam as roughly 20% of the Brussels population is muslim. Mischaël Modrikamen’s Parti Populaire calls for a demo to defend Belgium’s values and traditions. They mobilize about one hundred law-abiding and god-fearing citizens who adorn a bust of Baldwin I with pine branches. The Sad King being our direct line to God, through his affiliation with Opus Dei back in the days, there is no doubt in my mind that the country will be saved, Inch’ Allah.

Meanwhile, in a near-empty Sports Bar at the Brussels Grand Casino Viage, human blockhead Donny Vomit drives 9″ nails through his nose while the burlesque artists of the Pretty Things Peepshow dance the night away.

Have to admit I never met a girl who swallowed swords so matter-of-factly, with the same joie-de-vivre and grace as sideshow vixen Heather Holliday. She must be the cutest, sexiest girl around in Coney Island, USA.

After seeing Miss Holliday deepthroating the deadly stainless steel skewers, one would almost forget that swords are not actually made for swallowing. These psychos here offer a few more ways of using the sword in a domestic context.  The video gets pretty sick towards the end, don’t come crying I didn’t warn you. Genuine American weapons madness.

Screenshots from “The Chinese War Sword” video © Cold Steel

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